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"No," Liam said, his voice flat. "I didn't. You did."

"Last night, an 18-year-old in a soaked hoodie looked my privilege in the eye and said, 'Keep it.' And honestly? That was the best entertainment I've had all year."

He sat in his driver's seat, the heater rattling, and felt something cold settle in his chest. Not just the temperature. He had rent due in three days. His brake pads were screaming. And this woman, with her farmhouse and her cashmere and her chaos, had just thanked him for being a "lifesaver" while giving him nothing. -18 - Pizza Guy Tipped With A Stuck Ass -2024- ...

A woman in her late 30s, wearing a cashmere cardigan and a stressed smile, answered. "Pizza guy! Finally. The kids are feral."

"The app asks you to pick a tip. You chose 'none.'" Liam pointed at the screen. "Right there. In writing." "No," Liam said, his voice flat

"Thanks so much," she said, already turning back to the chaos. "You're a lifesaver."

Liam stared. Not a "later" tip. Not cash stuck under the door mat. Zero. For a hundred-and-forty-two-dollar order in the freezing rain at midnight. That was the best entertainment I've had all year

Her face flushed. Behind her, the dinosaur-pajama boy yelled, "Mom, the pizza's getting cold!"

A stupid, impulsive thought clawed its way up.

He walked back to his car, shivering, and checked the receipt on his app.