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Kees looked at the flood of dairy, the broken mop, the defeated Bennie sitting in a puddle of his own inventory. He sighed.

But if you ever go to Eindhoven on a sweltering July afternoon, do yourself a favor: walk right past De Smeltkroes . The line is too long anyway. And the ice cream isn’t cold. It never was.

The day the temperature hit 39.5°C, the trouble began.

“Don’t just stand there!” Bennie yelled, grabbing a mop. But the mop head had been sitting in a bucket of warm water for a week, and as he swung it, the handle broke. He fell backward into the pistachio-hazelnut swamp, which had now reached ankle depth. een hete ijssalon

Bennie grabbed a scoop that looked like it had just been pulled from a dishwasher. He attacked the chocolate vat. The ice cream didn’t resist; it surrendered instantly, sliding off the scoop in a sad, viscous rope. He slapped it onto a cone that was already bending under its own humidity.

The freezer units were groaning, clearly on their last legs. Inside the display case, the ice cream wasn’t so much scooped as poured. The pistachio had slumped into the hazelnut. The strawberry had formed a pink lake around a lone, melting cone.

“It’s… hot,” Mila whispered, staring at the empty cone. Kees looked at the flood of dairy, the

And so, for the rest of that unbearable summer, De Smeltkroes became legendary. People didn’t come for the ice cream—they came to race it. They placed bets on how many seconds a scoop would last. They brought spoons and drank it like soup. Bennie, realizing his niche, removed the freezer units entirely. He sold his ice cream at room temperature, served in cups with bendy straws.

By the time he handed it to Mila, the ice cream had achieved the consistency of warm pudding. The first drop landed on her sandal. The second ran down her wrist. Within thirty seconds, the entire scoop had liquefied, cascaded over her hand, and formed a brown puddle at her feet.

All at once, with a collective pop and a fizzle, the lights on the display case flickered out. The faint hum of refrigeration vanished, replaced by a profound, swampy silence. Then the melting began in earnest. The line is too long anyway

Outside, the heatwave continued. People walking by stopped to stare. A tourist from Alkmaar took a photo. Through the large front window, they saw a surreal scene: a man in a tank top, covered in green-and-brown goo, trying to scoop melting ice cream back into a vat with his bare hands, while a nine-year-old girl licked the last traces of chocolate from her elbow.

“We’ll go to Siberia ,” he said.