The first hurdle I encountered was the issue of alimony. My husband, being the hero that he was, had a reputation for being kind and generous. But, as it turned out, that kindness and generosity did not extend to his ex-wife. He refused to pay me a single penny in alimony, citing that I had been a “ willing participant” in our marriage and that I had “willingly” chosen to be a villainess.
The next hurdle I faced was the division of assets. As a villainess, I had accumulated a vast fortune, amassed through my various nefarious schemes and plots. But, as it turned out, my husband had a claim to it all. He argued that, as my spouse, he had a right to half of everything I had accumulated during our marriage. i thought a villainess- divorce would be easy
And then, there was the issue of custody. My husband and I had no children of our own, but I had taken in a few “wards” over the years - a motley crew of orphans and misfits who I had used to further my own nefarious plans. But, as it turned out, my husband had a claim to them as well. He argued that, as their “co-parent”, he had a right to see them, to spend time with them, and to make decisions about their lives. The first hurdle I encountered was the issue of alimony