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And the menu was… wrong.

The music was slowed down by 700%. It sounded like a lullaby being eaten by a whale. The character select screen showed everyone —not just Mario, Peach, Bowser. It showed obscure NPCs from Super Mario Sunshine. It showed Waluigi’s third cousin, "Walugio." It showed a blank silhouette labeled "The 1993 Live-Action Movie Mario." Mario Kart 8 Deluxe -0100152000022800--v1245184...

He didn't respawn.

Kevin laughed nervously. "That’s a new one." And the menu was… wrong

It started with a glitch.

And in the corner of his screen, for just a second, before it faded: for just a second