Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright Amp Goddess Har... -

(removes sunglasses, smiles sharp) And I’ll be throwing parties on Star Island when you’re a cautionary tale at brunch. “Remember Randi? She peaked during Art Basel ’19.”

Randi. Still ironing your towels before the maid gets here? Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright amp Goddess Har...

You always do.

(picks up her martini, takes a slow sip) Oh, honey. I don’t need to come for you. (removes sunglasses, smiles sharp) And I’ll be throwing

Below is a written as a dramatic monologue / character intro for Randi Wright and her rival/ally, Goddess Har [ley]. It’s set in Miami’s high-end, cutthroat social scene — think sun, status, and stilettos as weapons . MIAMI MEAN GIRLS “Sun, Salt, and Sabotage” Featuring: Randi Wright & Goddess Harley Still ironing your towels before the maid gets here

You don’t “cancel” someone here. You outlast them.

Still charging men for the privilege of being ignored?