DON'T "NICE WEATHER" ME! YOU'RE GOING 62 IN A 65! THE LEFT LANE IS FOR CRIMINALS AND WINNERS! PICK ONE!
YOU HAVE TURN SIGNALS FOR A REASON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! USE THEM! USE THEM! THAT'S A YIELD, NOT A STOP, YOU ABSOLUTE—
(calmly) Alright, just gonna merge onto the highway. Signal's on. Plenty of space. When you drive a car-TYLER1 GREENSCREEN--LONGES...
…I hate parallel parking.
YOU JUST LET THREE CARS IN FRONT OF YOU! THREE! DO YOU HATE YOURSELF?! DO YOU WANT TO ARRIVE AT YOUR DESTINATION BY SUNDOWN?! GO! GO GO GO GO GO— DON'T "NICE WEATHER" ME
The "...LONGES..." might be a typo for (as in the extended version of the greenscreen clip) or possibly a filename fragment.
Yeah, me too buddy. Me too.
(takes a sip of coffee) Nice weather today.
Tyler1’s eyes bulge out of his greenscreened head. He rips his shirt off. He starts screaming so hard the audio distorts. PICK ONE
I'll just let that semi pass first.
Tyler1 collapses face-first onto the greenscreen floor, still twitching.